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ain’t nothin wrong with a little pan flute.
this left me in tears for an hour
my birthday is oct 1
please get me a puppy.
gahh ya’ll.
is it possible to love someone you’ll never know?
i think yes. stop making me hate my life scott avett.
i really don’t understand why people consider
the united states the ‘best’ nation on earth
….because over in the uk they have these bad boys.
rollasole is a ballet flat vending machine
that they put in clubs and places
so when your feet get sore you can pay 5 bucks
and have little gold, silver, or black flats.
i want one in my house.
xmattbuttx (1:18:35 AM): i don’t smoke, i don’t do drugs, i don’t drink and i don’t eat meat, i rule just on my own
himynamescarrieb (1:18:49 AM): i wish i could only eat meat
xmattbuttx (1:18:56 AM): booo
himynamescarrieb (1:19:28 AM): in fact i saw something at a pizza place the other day called a ‘meatzza’ and i got wayyyyyyyyyyyy too stoked
himynamescarrieb (1:19:42 AM): i think i’m a dude stuck in a girls body sometimes
xmattbuttx (1:19:48 AM): i think you are too
xmattbuttx (1:20:00 AM): a very hot dude may i add
himynamescarrieb (1:20:13 AM): does that make me gay?
xmattbuttx (1:20:25 AM): it makes me gay
himynamescarrieb (1:20:59 AM): for example, i picked up a shirt off of the floor the other day and smelled it before putting it on. i also did this in front of the guy i like.
himynamescarrieb (1:21:09 AM): i’m a dude through and through
himynamescarrieb (1:21:13 AM): :[
xmattbuttx (1:21:26 AM): quit that
himynamescarrieb (1:21:42 AM): i’m not going to hide who i am matt.
xmattbuttx (1:21:56 AM): well good for you
xmattbuttx (1:22:02 AM): i like it when girls sing along and mosh
xmattbuttx (1:22:10 AM): just not when they look stupid doing it
himynamescarrieb (1:22:16 AM): i will not mosh, i am not an asshole.
xmattbuttx (1:22:33 AM): i mosh and i am an asshole
himynamescarrieb (1:22:43 AM): i will however drink my weight in alcohol and still remain fun to hang out with
xmattbuttx (1:23:12 AM): i will drink my weight in naked juices green machine and become the hulk
himynamescarrieb (1:23:23 AM): marriage?
xmattbuttx (1:23:32 AM): me and you?
himynamescarrieb (1:23:51 AM): i mean i’ll be a drunk and you can be the hulk…. i’m not seeing an issue?
xmattbuttx (1:24:14 AM): sounds great. send a memo to my people. we’ll consumate during our camping trip
himynamescarrieb (1:24:48 AM): as long as some dirty ass jesus loving hippie isn’t going to be performing the ceremony i’m down.
