Dear Ryan Jaded Wash Up,
To start off, I do extend the hand of apology in complete and utter insincerity. I apologize that you are a sad, and lonely old man. I’m also completely sorry that you have no hope of ever finding someone to spend your life with. You are washed up, you are jaded, and you are entirely too pathetic to so much as look at. Never once has anyone so fufilled the role of the loser. Why don’t you look at who you are a little closer;
1. The only time you feel important is when kids think you’re a badass
2. You’re 27 and live in a sad little room, in a sad little apartment, with sad little roommates
3. You absolutely can not go a single day without drugs or alcohol
4. You work a job where you aren’t valued
5. Did i mention that the thought of you naked makes my eyes twitch?
Those are just to mention a few. Why don’t we also look at the fact that our relationship lasted a month, which hatred (on my part) consumed the majority of. Now that you’ve decided to finally stop dating 19 year olds, maybe you should stop focusing on them as well. Namely…me. I want to date your friend. Get the fuck over it. Why should i have to be just as miserable as you? You said it yourself Ryan Jaded Wash Up, you’re only good for a party. So maybe you should get the fuck out of my real world and let me enjoy it. kthanxbai.
